The Most Inventive Usage of "Patch Adams" Yet -- Making Your Kidnapper Sleep While Watching the Movie! 


So the story began with Jesse Dimmick, a convicted kidnapper, who is suing the folks he kidnapped, at knifepoint! Why? Because the said couple, Jared and Lindsay Rowley, allegedly bonded with Dimmick, fed him Cheetos and gave him Dr. Pepper while watching the feel-good drama known as "Patch Adams" starring Robin Williams.

And then, Dimmick fell asleep and the Rowleys escaped and turned him in!

So what did Dimmick do? Sue the couple of course! For Breach of Contract! Yeah! He claimed that the couple promised to hide him from police. At least until Dimmick fell asleep watching "Patch Adams."

Read the complete story of "Dimmick" and his Robin Williams lullaby right here.

[ 34 comments ] ( 1944 views )   |  permalink  |   ( 3 / 1297 )

<<First <Back | 381 | 382 | 383 | 384 | 385 | 386 | 387 | 388 | 389 | 390 | Next> Last>>