First It Was June Carter Cash, Now...Reese Witherspoon Wants to Play... 
HEATHER MILLS!!!



According to PAGE SIX, Reese wants to play the ex-Beatle's wife but wants an unknown to play Paul McCartney.

There are supposed to be a lot of back-door secrets that are going to be revealed!!!!

But Reese as Heather Mills? Pleazzzze!!!!

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Torture Porn Flick Slashes Box-Office Competition 


"Saw," the franchise, continues to draw box-office blood, even with the inane "Saw IV" which LIONSGATE FILMS hid from critics!

The scary part of this whole thing is that we only have roughly about 360 days before "Saw V" comes out, and THAT my lovely readers, is more frigtening than any "Saw" films combined!

Here's your top ten movie moneymakers!

1. "Saw IV," $32.1 million.

2. "Dan in Real Life," $12.1 million.

3. "30 Days of Night," $6.7 million.

4. "The Game Plan," $6.3 million.

5. "Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married?", $5.7 million.

6. "Michael Clayton," $5 million.

7. "Gone Baby Gone," $3.9 million.

8. "The Comebacks," $3.45 million.

9. "We Own the Night," $3.4 million.

10. "Tim Burton's the Nightmare Before Christmas," $3.35 million.


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"SPIDER-MAN 3" DVD COMES OUT OCT. 30TH -- HERE'S MY REVIEW!!!! 


My review of "Spider-Man 3" when it came out in theaters back in May.

We all enjoyed "Spider-Man 1 & 2" and the third one, not the strongest of the bunch, but it still sticks!

FOR MORE INFO ON THE UPCOMING DVD RELEASE, CLICK HERE!!!



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"DAN IN REAL LIFE" MOVIE REVIEW -- IS THE FILM REAL ENOUGH? 


Hi everyone...here's my little review of the film "Dan in Real Life" starring Steve Carell, Dane Cook, and Juliette Binoche. All I can say is, Carell saves the day!

SAW IV WASN'T SCREENED FOR CRITICS, HHHMMMM...I SMELL A STINKER! THEY SHOULD STOP...STOP...MAKING ANYMORE "SAW" FLICKS!!!! THE FIRST ONE ROCKS...AND THAT'S IT!!! LET'S SAW THIS FILM INTO PIECES!!!!

Going back to "Dan in Real Life," for an in-depth look at my review of the movie, check out my newspaper article, yes I can write, at The Desert Post Weekly or check my Helium page and vote! THANKS BUNCHES AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY!!!!!



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TOM HANKS, RON HOWARD RETURN FOR "DA VINCI CODE" SEQUEL!!!!! 
Well, for film and book purists, "Angels and Demons" is actually a prequel to "The Da Vinci Code."

Written by Dan Brown, the book was published in 2000 and introduced the character Robert Langdon to the world of popular culture.

In 2003, mass hysteria surrounded the much-hyped "The Da Vinci Code."

Then in 2006, Tom Hanks and director Ron Howard teamed up for the film version, which was just okay!

I read "The Da Vinci Code," I loved the sense of intrigue it brought, but the film adaptation irked the heck out of me! And Hanks' flippin' hair-do didn't help!

So now, amidst the impending writers' strike, Howard and company are putting "Angels and Demons" on a super fast track. Hope this film version will be better, and Hanks will pick a better hair stylist!

So what's "Angels and Demons" about? Let's Wiki it!

Angels & Demons follows Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon, as he tries to stop what seems to be the Illuminati, a legendary secret society, from destroying the Vatican City with the newly-discovered power of antimatter.

CERN director Maximilian Kohler discovers one of the facility's most respected physicists, Leonardo Vetra, murdered in his own secured, private quarters at the facility. His chest is branded with a symbol — the word "Illuminati", formed as an ambigram, using a hot iron. Instead of calling the police, Kohler researches the topic on the Internet and finally gains contact with Professor Langdon, an expert on the Illuminati. Kohler requests his assistance in uncovering the murderer.

What Langdon finds at the murder scene frightens him: The symbol appears to be authentic, and the legendary secret society, long thought to be defunct, seems to have resurfaced. Kohler calls Vetra's adopted daughter Vittoria to the scene and it is later revealed that the Illuminati has also stolen a canister containing a quarter of a gram of antimatter — an extremely deadly substance that could destroy an entire area when in contact with matter. When charged with electricity at CERN, the canister's magnetic field controls the drop of antimatter to float in a pure vacuum, ensuring safety; but when it is taken away from its electricity supply, the canister will automatically switch to using its back-up battery, which lasts for only 24 hours. The horrible truth is that now the Illuminati has put the stolen canister somewhere in Vatican City, with a security camera in front of it as its digital clock counts down to the explosion.



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