"BEOWULF" DRINKING GAME!!! 


Okay, after all these Oscar posts, let's drink!

Here's what I propose for a fun, drinking game when "Beowulf" comes to DVD. And it involves his over-delivery of the line, "I AM BEOWULF."

1) Gather around with your friends, and bring your favorite alcohol of choice. Imbibe, imbibe!

2) Watch the movie.

3) Then, drink a shot every time you hear Beowulf say, "I AM BEOWULF."

I guarantee you'll be as drunk as Beowulf and his party-heart men when the film ends.

Just don't let Angelina Jolie's crazy momma character and her creature of a son, Grendel, come to your party!

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WHAT I THINK OF "SWEENEY TODD" AND "CHARLIE WILSON'S WAR" 
Okay, I promised both Paramount studios ("Sweeney Todd) and Universal Pictures ("Charlie Wilson's War") not to release film reviews of their flicks prior to their opening dates (both are opening Dec. 21st).

But here's my quick, don't-blink-or-you'll-miss it, points of view...



I was one of the folks who's been championing this Broadway-to-film adaptation. I saw the musical last year with the great Patti Lupone as Mrs. Lovett.

The film version, is a bit...underwhelming. Will I be crucified by Broadway purists if I say, "SOMETIMES...THE MUSIC GETS IN THE WAY?"

I have a feeling that the film would have been better if Tim Burton and company adapted the original 1973 Christopher Bond play.

Johnny Depp did a splendid job singing, although his character was one-dimensional (revenge, revenge), but Helena Bonham Carter mesmerizes as Mrs. Lovett.

Here's my prediction, Burton, Depp, and Broadway fans will eat this up, shepherd's pie and all!



I love the cinematography by Stephen Goldblatt, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman steals the show!

I also enjoyed the thesis of the movie, taken directly from the explosive book by George Crile.

In the end, you'll see this message, "we f***ed up the end game."

We helped the Afghan folks from the Soviets but we didn't end it well.

I wished Julia Roberts' role is much bigger though, but Tom Hanks is superb as always!

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UPDATE -- MORE NEW FAVORITE FILMS OF 2007...SO FAR!!!! 


I've been busy watching movies after movies after movies! It's cramming session time, and I need to watch as much awards-worthy flick before the year ends, so I'm informed when making my Oscar predictions, or choosing the Critics Choice awards (NOMINATIONS WILL GO OUT DEC. 11TH).

For a complete list of my favorite films of 2007 so far, click here.

Last week, I watched two wonderful films that truly inspired me, and one of them made me cry buckets!

Here are two new additions to my list:

"THE KITE RUNNER" -- A reader named Lindsey sent me this last week:

"Where's The Kite Runner on your list? This screenplay adaptation of Khaled Hosseini's best-selling novel is definitely worthy of Oscar buzz."

I stand corrected Miss Lindsey, I did enjoy "The Kite Runner." There were times I felt the film was rushed, and there's a little melodramatic twist towards the end, BUT NO MATTER -- "The Kite Runner" is blessed with having two great child actors (AHMAD KHAN MAHMIDZADA AND ZEKERIA EBRAHIMI), and the back story of Hassan will really break your heart! I also enjoyed the kite scenes (the swooping cinematography by Roberto Schaeffer), and after watching the flick, I read the last few pages of the book (written by Khaled Hossein) aloud, and it tore my heart away.

"LARS AND THE REAL GIRL" -- The premise is off-putting -- A man buys a sex doll for companion. But get past that, and you will see Ryan Gosling's brilliant performance as a guy, who momentarily suffers delusion, and sees a sex doll as a romantic companion. I also love how a small, tight-knit, religious community gathers together in support of Lars. This is the kind of religious folks I'd hang out with!

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"BLOOD" SPILLS AT THE LOS ANGELES FILM CRITICS 


The Los Angeles Film Critics pick "There Will Be Blood" for Best Picture of the year. The runner up was "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly."

This is shaping up to be a very interesting awards season. There's not one clear front-runner, and each award-giving body is giving love to different movies.

The Gotham Awards honored "Into the Wild," while the National Board of Review gave "No Country for Old Men" its best film award. The Bob Dylan inspired flick, "I'm Not There" dominated the Independent Spirit Film Awards.

Let's take a look at the rest of the winners from the Los Angeles Film Critics Association (LAFCA).

Other award winners are:

DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas Anderson, "There Will Be Blood"

Runner-up: Julian Schnabel, "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly”

(I AGREE...BUT WHERE'S COEN BROTHERS AND "NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN"?)

ACTRESS: Marion Cotillard, "La Vie en Rose"

Runner-up: Anamaria Marinca, “4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days”

(GREAT, GREAT CHOICE!!!)

ACTOR: Daniel Day-Lewis, “There Will Be Blood”

Runner-up: Frank Langella, “Starting Out in the Evening”

(VERY INTERESTING CHOICE!!!)


SCREENPLAY: "The Savages" by Tamara Jenkins

Runner-up: “There Will Be Blood” by Paul Thomas Anderson

(YES! MISS TAMARA'S SCREENPLAY IS WITTY AND HEART-BREAKING AT THE SAME TIME)

SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Ryan, "Gone Baby Gone" and “Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead”

Runner-up: Cate Blanchett, "I’m Not There"

(YUP, I PICKED MISS AMY TOO!)


SUPPORTING ACTOR: Vlad Ivanov, "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days"

Runner-up: Hal Holbrook, “Into the Wild"

(SEE...WHERE'S MY JAVIER BARDEM?)


FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" directed by Cristian Mungiu

Runner-up: "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" directed by Julian Schnabel

(LET'S SEE, IF THE DIVING BELL IS A RUNNER UP FOR BEST PICTURE, SHOULDN'T IT BE A FRONT RUNNER FOR ITS CATEGORY? I LOVE "4 MONTHS THOUGH)

DOCUMENTARY/NON-FICTION FILM: "No End in Sight" directed by Charles Ferguson

Runner-up: "Sicko“ directed by Michael Moore

(NOW, THIS IS A SUPER GREAT CHOICE!)

PRODUCTION DESIGN: Jack Fisk, "There Will Be Blood"

Runner-up: Dante Ferretti, "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street"

(AGREE!)

ANIMATION: (tie) “Ratatouille" (Brad Bird) and “Persepolis” (Vincent Paronnaud and Marjane Satrapi)

(YES!)

MUSIC: Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova, “Once"

Runner-up: Jonny Greenwood, "There Will Be Blood”

(YES AGAIN!)


CINEMATOGRAPHY: Janusz Kaminski, "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"

Runner-up: Robert Elswit, “There Will Be Blood"

(WOW...ALTHOUGH, DON'T FORGET "THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES" AND "SWEENEY TODD" WERE BOTH SPLENDIDLY SHOT AS WELL!!!)

NEW GENERATION: Sarah Polley, “Away From Her”

(MISS SARAH'S VERY IMPRESSIVE DIRECTING DEBUT!!!)


CAREER ACHIEVEMENT: Sidney Lumet (previously announced)

(CONGRATULATIONS MISTER SIDNEY)

INDEPENDENT/EXPERIMENTAL: “Colossal Youth” directed by Pedro Costa

(GO FOR IT MISTER PEDRO!!!)


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"THE GOLDEN COMPASS" POINTS TOWARDS SO-SO BOX-OFFICE WEEKEND 


Many box-office analysts are calling "The Golden Compass'" $26M take disappointing. With the film's reported $180M budget, it's going to take a long, long time before it can recoup its money.

So, should we not expect to see the last two sequels of this book-to-film adaptation?

Meanwhile, "Juno" and "Atonement" receive healthy box-office takes. "Juno" averages $60,016 per cinema in just seven theaters (total $420,113), and "Atonement" opens at $25,528 per showing in 32 theaters (total $816,883).

Here's the complete list of the top 10 box-office films for week of Dec. 7th.

1. "The Golden Compass," $26 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $26M

2. "Enchanted," $10.7 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $83.8 million.

3. "This Christmas," $5 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $42.7 million.

4. "Fred Claus," $4.6 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $65.5 million.

5. "Beowulf," $4.4 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $76 million.

6. "No Country for Old Men," $4.2 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $28.8 million.

7. "August Rush," $3.5 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $25 million.


8. "Hitman," $3.4 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $35.8 million.


9. "Awake," $3.3 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $10.7 million.

10. "Bee Movie," $2.6 million, DOMESTIC TOTAL: $121 million.


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